The golden halo of Steve the Saint
Makes the iPad the only toy worth your time
And developers take it with righteous complaint
An increasingly ironic iron-fisted taint
To those of us who won't give Gates a dime
Dims the golden halo of Steve the Saint
He wagers we'll put up with any restraint
For a shot at the app that's a hit pastime
And developers take it with righteous complaint
By developers' lights, the logic is faint
But a Flash in the pan can never outshine
The golden halo of Steve the Saint
The most Apple-happy pundit cannot paint
This as treating developers any better than slime
And we bend and take it with righteous complaint
The alternatives bog down in Steve's churned ruts
As we all drool at the sound of his chime
And the golden halo of Steve the Putz
And developers take it right in the nuts.
Thanks to Patrick Nielsen-Hayden for the footnote that inspired this little effort.
Just to be clear about this: I have ordered my iPad 3G. I agree with both Siracusa and Datskovskiy: Apple has declared that it doesn't have to care what developers think, and it is right. Because Apple has the device that I want to use. Ultimately, it's about the users, and the users are at Apple's stores, online and off.
For ten years now, the best computer environment available (for me) has boasted the best development and hacking environment available. It's been awesome, but it's been Apple's decision to do it that way; it's not a civil right. Their new computer environment won't work the same way. Too bad. Bad for Apple, in the long term, I believe -- but I can't change their mind.
Will I use my iPhone and iPad? Yes. Will I create iPhone/iPad apps? I haven't decided yet. If I do, it will be in full awareness that Apple can jerk my chain at any time, for any reason, or for no reason. It's not personal, it's not political; it's just a risk of the market.
