Zarf Updates

A brief moment of link-spamming. Which we don't do very much here at the Gameshelf, because we're all into critical analysis and deep esoteric ludic discourse 'n'all. But occasionally, I have to say, these videos from collegehumor.com make me die laughing.

Die! With metaphorical-nonmetaphorical irony!

But they're all videogame fake movies, so it's okay.

• Elephant Larry: Minesweeper - The Movie -- "But what if we get an 8?"
  
• Where the F*** is Carmen Sandiego? -- "I'm gonna ask you one more time!" (No, I don't usually star my obscenities, but this is a blog and feeds pick it up. Video contains words starting with "F".)
  
• Pac-Man: The Movie -- "It seemed to be some kind of... man."
  

Note: it's the soundtrack, always.